The Posco Honeypot
Posco affair
The Posco guys held a press meet on 21st June at Swosti Plaza. Many journos attended this. There was a dramatic announcement by the Korean bastards that they would have second thoughts over the project if they do not get the captive mines ! Pl. do have second thoughts. At least Orissa will be spared one more corporate bandit !
I hope you guys know that the south Koreans are known as the American bastards since they are screwed by the Americans . Wonder how these large Americans who are well you know well endowed manage to do it with the puny and scrawny Korean bitches !
The only Korean PR girl posted in Bhubaneswar tries her best to trap our bhainas ! But nobody is interested in this flat chested girl, though I must say she is quite a sweet one ! She must be wondering why her charms fail to work here! Poor girl, somebody, needs to take her on a Konark trip and she will know what a hot blooded Oriya male looks for in his mate !
But there was a special meet planned for the evening since Posco does not think that our journos deserve a press meet in the evening followed by a relaxed dinner. This was one for the babus ! Oriya babus do not feel comfortable to mix with hacks ! Maybe they consider them to be infra dig ! Plus it would be mighty embarrasing since the babus are a favourite target of our trigger happy press who never lose an opportunity to lambast them . The most amazing thing is the common refrain of many babus that nobody praises their work and their achievements. Wonder if they have ever achieved anything in Orissa , other than making people run around in circles while trying to get their official work done !
Also heard that a few select babus have got special favours from Posco. At least some have been assured of lucrative jobs after retirement ! Maybe they will join after resignation from govt ! There is a strong buzz that the company has given many costly Rado watches as a small gift ! Oriya babus you know would sell their mothers cheap even in a bear market , forget about guarding the state interest in leasing out the iron ore mines.
The posco chief was flustered when journos started shooting questions. One journo wanted to know how much Posco would be making from the steel plant. He could not answer this. Another scribe had doubts over the employment figures.
The media agency handling the Posco account is also quite worried ! They have pulled out all stops to ensure that the press does not damage the company's careful plans of looting Orissa's iron ore reserves . In fact, it appears that the pains taken by the company to take the group of journos to Korea for a junket seems to have boomeranged!
The sweet lady at the media agency is working overtime to sweeten the path of Posco ! She has been ringing up everyone and indulging in general talk like some teenaged pimply girl just out of college. She giggles uncontrollably, and instead of doing her PR job by eulogising Posco and its benefits to the land of the bira Paikas , she acts like a damsel in distress by seeking suggestions from the journos . She still nurtures the fond hope that the journos would behave like true gallants and lend her a helping hand to portray Posco as the saviour of Orissa !
But our patriotic bhais and bhainas are not biting ! I mean the bait, not her ! Though, do not be surprised if somebody does bite. A packet of sweets left on the roadside does attract flies, sorry honey bees !
The Posco battle is hotting up ! I am sure we shall see more action as the company gets desperate ! Maybe more Soos will be flown down from Korea to try to educate our press ! But the least the top brass can ensure is that nobody should be less than 34 if not 36 at least ! I do not mean kgs , you know !
posted by Kalinga Sandha at
7:23 PM
5 Comments:
He Kalinga sandha ! Watch your words! Don't behave like of those lecherous Vani Vihar professors!
We need to show respect to women, especially those who come to the state to do business.
Otherwise, you have hit the nail on the head! Good work !
Wonder if you are one of the journos who attended the press meet at Plaza.
I hope you did not have a bad tummy the next day since that place is notorious for serving stale food!
Do share your ideas with us ! The blog rocks and we need your hand to rock it!
I have found out how the Americans managed to do "it" with the Koreans. They just did "it" with four at a time to make up for the size!
Incidentally, do you know that the single major shareholders in Posco are the Americans? I guess now we have to call it an American company instead of a Korean one!
Don't be surprised if the bloody World Bank is breathing down the dumb Sardar's neck to get the Posco deal through.
Methinks the Posco deal should go through !
Just think of the jobs which our poor educated Oriya boys will get!
The state will also get much revenue which it can use to repay the loans.
It is these bloody NGOs and a section of the press which are opposing India's largest FDI.
The common man is welcoming it !
Hey Papu ! Thanks for letting me know that Posco is an American company . Then obviously the World Bank is pushing the deal through!
And let me make it clear.This blog is not for kindergarten kids . If you are not an adult, please drink your hot milk with bournvita , grab your teddy bear and go to bed. Don't chat with adults!
If you are an adult then don't behave like one of those sanctimoniously pious types who don't even look at women! I hope you are not a Brahma kumari by any chance ? The entire world of women is a huge sisterhood for them!
And don't compare me with those Vani Vihar lechers! I have only talked on the blog about women, never laid my hands on anyone.
Wonder what happened to those Vani Vihar boffins ? Must admire the courage of those fiesty Vani Vihar chicks who finally could expose these old lechers. I am sure these girls must have gone through terrible times tolerating the clumsy advances of these old men old enough to be their fathers!
I wish I would have caught one of them in the act trying to play dirty with a girl student. I would have happily without the slightest hesitation cut off his limp tool with a blunt knife! I wonder if these old rascals ever heard of the words "position of trust" ?
And Anonymous, you idiot pl. take a lesson in economics to understand the Posco deal.
Just make them buy ore at market prices and they will catch the next Korean Airlines flight out of India. They have come here to loot the state not to pull us out of the well of poverty. Posco is not a charity.
They are getting ore at Rs.226 ( Rs.26 royalty + raising cost of Rs.200) instead of buying it from the market at Rs.2,850 per tonne.
That is what Brazil insisted upon and the Korean looters fled to Orissa the land of Jagannath where everyone is welcome !
And we have our servile babus to help them in their plans!
Do respond. I would be happy to reply !
Kalinga Sandha, let me tell you that neither am I a child nor a Brahma Kumari.
Just thought that I would point out that you should not discuss women the way you have done.
I think there are more Vani Vihars in the state than we know of. It is common in many universities. Girls do have to sleep with their guides to get Ph.ds. The poor boys have to buy the day's veggies and fish for the professor's household.
And sometimes, he is also asked to other menial chores like dropping the grandchild at his school, getting train tickets or even standing watch a his house when the family goes to the village!
Would someone introduce me to Soo? I would love to educate her about the land of Kalinga!
Heard she is very beautiful and friendly with journalists!
The bald white haired professors of Vani Vihar harrassing their female students is well known. This is true. I have heard from some girl students myself!
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