Whose prayers the Lord listens to?
Whew! I am back after a sweaty and tiring trip to Puri to watch the Lord's show. It was pure duty, folks ! Have to earn my bread as well!
Thanks a lot to all of you who have been commenting on the posts ! The eyeballs are rising and I hope I will not disappoint you guys and gals ! Yes, I do have a tiny female readership as well !
It started off with the sweet lady at the PR firm. Poor girl, everyday she sweats when she looks up my blog, worried that Posco might be gored! Don't you worry sweetie, I have other pursuits now . I shall return to your masters with more dope later on.
Before I forget, I must warn you guys! Since the fair un's are reading these post, do keep your language within limits.
The grand show in Puri overwhelmed me ! Not that this is the first time I saw it. But it is amazing seeing the awe inspiring devotion of the countless devotees who flock there . I was impressed by the undying piety of the poor villagers flocking from distant hamlets, braving overpacked buses or trains in this bloody humidity and heat !
I hate those VIPs who are driven to the Lord's show in their official vehicles with a blaring police escort and given the best of seats so that they can avoid the hoi polloi ! Chilled bottles of mineral water and tasty savouries are served by their grovelling flunkies while they can watch the yatra in absolute peace. After a few hours they retire to the cool comforts of the govt. circuit houses for a hearty lunch and siesta! Methinks the entire thing sucks ! The VIP path to nirvana !
I wonder whose prayers the Lord listens to! The poor man's cry for a better crop this year or the VIP bastard's desperate plea to safeguard his high post so that he can loot more!
And I also seriously wonder why the government has miserably failed to free the temple from the clutches of the greedy pandas ? Any visitor who wants to worship the Lord has to fight these pandas who descend upon him like hungry vulture! The idle policemen who are supposed to ensure that pilgrims are free from hassles, look at this daily scene with a wan smile. I seriously wonder if they have a cut in the pandas' loot!
The entrance to the temple swarms with beggars and lepers who swamp the visitor as soon as he alights from his car ! The Jagannath temple admin really needs a drastic overhaul and this has to be done with an iron hand. Wonder if this is ever possible in this holy land where even the CM is terrorised by the pandas who threaten to strike work at the drop of a hat !
The beaches stink since they release their dirty water to the sea! Bulls freeely roam the narrow roads. The beaches are clogged by hawkers and makeshift stalls selling the usual trinkets! The eating places are fly infested and unhygienic! The entire holy town badly needs a makeover and I think Jagmohan should be appointed to do this! Give up any hope of our useless an corrupt babus doing the cleanup!
The local DC is busy making money from the hoteliers and the prawn mafia. Everytime the Queen's office asks him about the prawn gherry demolition in Chilika, his slush rates go up and the ever grateful prawn mafia rush to his den with bagfuls of dough!
The biggest sin on Rath Yatra has been committed by ETV! Why did they have to use a bloody corrupt neta who poses as a pundit in Oriya literature and history as their commentator for the live broadcast? Everyone knows the tons of money the fake intellectual raked in when he was the Speaker. The Queen ofcourse rightly kicked him out. I must confess that the nitwit's grey cells sometimes do work!
Sorry have to rush! Keep watching! I promise you more life!
posted by Kalinga Sandha at
1:39 PM
10 Comments:
Dear Shanda,
Could not agree with u more. You are quite right about the venal former Speaker who was infamous for bedding his niece young enough to be his granddaughter. That bugger was there on ETV commentary box yesterday saying the Gajapati Maharaja is swimming with a broomstick on the chariot(or something to that effect in Oriya Must say it was quite hilarious.)
You just do a check on the people associated with the entire Rath Yatra and would find the most perfidious people on Earth. Topping the list is Maharaja Divyasinghdev, who is a bloody liar and spineless dog. Then there are the endless pandas and sevayats who are nothing more than bloodsucking lice. Jagannath must be cursing himself being surrounded by such gangbangs.
Why don't the Lord strike these louts with a bolt from the blue?
The Gajapati should try to use his power to clean up the temple. But I guess he does not have the guts to take the bull by the horns.
He has become a tool of the Queen as the head of the Jagannath Bana Prakalpa.This scheme has failed since the bloody tehsildars are busy leasing out the planted areas to quarries.
You are right anon.The Gajapati has been reduced to playing the role of the holy sweeper on Rath Yatra and chairing religious meets in the state.
Improving the way the temple is run is the last thing on his mind!A powerless king, no doubt !
U are right my dear.
That bastard sarat kar was there in etv commentry team in rath yatra,kept his niece as his fucing patner.
Sarat Kar is no doubt an immoral bastard! That is the reason why he wears a white dhoti and a spotless shirt to hide his dirty and sinful life!
Wonder whether he was doing "it" with everyone in the family? Could someone check if he did have a sister? Ofcourse if he did have the kalinga sandha would have got the first shot! Ha Ha !
I know this bastard quite well. He had made tons of money when he was a minister during Biju's time. He has several plots of land in the capital.
Ofcourse he was famous for banging his niece!
If anybody tears away this jerk's dhoti,I shall award him!
If he also manages to saw off his dick,then he gets a Switzerland trip as a bonus!
Any takers fellas?
I too got a shock finding Sarat Kar striking a pious pose on ETV.
He has always been a crook. For those who may not know - he was the secretary general of Orissa Janata Dal and second only to Biju Patnaik in the party in the late eighties.
But then he got into real trouble after it was exposed that he had secured a govt plot by submitting a false affidavit. He already owed a plot and that disqualified him for another. But greedy he his, he falsified his affidavit and got another plot.
The exposure however cost Kar dear. After Biju stormed to power in 1990, he didnt make Kar a minister for the first six months. He was finally made a minister, but only after he surrendered the plot.
Had it been any other country, Kar would have landed in jail for perjury. In India and in Orissa, he went only to become the speaker. And now, a pious disciple of Lord Jagannath. Sickening!!!
Thanks Anon for all the dope on this screwball!
Unfortunately, that is the way things are done in Kalinga.
Otherwise bastards like Sarat Kar should have been castrated without anasthesia in public view at Rajmahal Square at peak traffic hour!
Don't know when we shall get rid of such rubbish from our public life? Or will it ever happen ?
With one of the wheels broken of Subhadra's chariot, I wonder what the engineers were doing to check the strength of the rathas?
Is it a bad omen for the Naveen sarkar? I mean the end is at sight? Kalinga Sandha could you tell us what the CM would do if he loses power?
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