Some kajal and lipstick please!
Some kajal and lipstick please!
The Queen is now forced to do the thing he hates the most! Campaign for his party men who are fighting the panchayat and zilla parishad polls in the nook and corner of the state.
The lazy man has to get up and leave early for the tours to the boondocks of Orissa where fawning party men await him with hired crowds. Seeing the cheering crowds (Rs.50 + one free lunch is the going rate) lulls him into thinking about his massive popularity!
Given even a nano bit of a chance, he would opt for his sedate evenings at the capital when he can relax with his Black Dog and jumbo prawns and maybe a bite from the corned beef tin kept always at hand !
Just got to watch the Queen from real close quarters (almost at handshake distance!) at one of his election rallies. The cavalcade of vehicles preceded by the siren blaring police pilot vehicle swept into the meeting spot in a flurry of red dust. At least 15 private vehicles stuffed with dour faced partymen followed him.Yes, they were disgruntled because no sarkari babu or clerk ever listens to them! You see few could reap the benefits of their party being in power for 6 whole years !
Wonder who pays for all this ! The BJD party or the party men themselves? With the Queen’s clarion call to fight against corruption, the party must be real broke! Wonder how they print their banners and posters, lakhs of which are now found all over the countryside even in the remote hamlets!
In a spotless white kurta pyjama and with the fake smile on his puffed up face, the Party Prez was waving at the crowd. I was wondering what a great hit he would have been among his hand clapping sisters, if only he would smear some kajal and lipstick! A hundred hearts would have broken to smithereens! Hai! Hai!
The mikes blared out the BJD campaign spiel which he of course could not follow since it was in Oriya. How our most beloved CM is committed to the upliftment of tribals……….does it by shooting down the protesting tribals !
How he is working for development of western Orissa…………forget about state budget , central grants are left unspent for years together!
How he is dreaming to develop the state through industrialization……….so that banias can laugh their way to the bank with the loot from captive mines gifted at harek maal rates!
Alas, how long are we going to tolerate the Queen's chicanery with which he has been fooling us since the last 6 years! Any saviours listening ?
posted by Kalinga Sandha at
9:54 PM
77 Comments:
Sandh ki phatti.Running away from hard truths and publishing four-lettered gaalis of frustrated and intellectually castrated bums ?
Chato Chato Chato and count your days.
Thanks Sandha for agreeing not to gag/censor voices.
Good luck therefore to the frustrated/jealous souls. Feel free to hurl abuses/unsubstantiated allegations against those who are markedly different and infinitely better.
Dear Sandha Bhai,
The way you have described the Queen makes my mouth water! I have fallen for him!
Naveen is sweating!
Because if his magic fails to work this time, the partymen are waiting to throw him to the wolves!
But ofcourse ,first Uncle will be dissected inch by inch and made boti kabab!
Sura,Debi and Suryanarayan were seen hanging around the Ram Mandir.
Saw them with begging bowls asking for alms to fight the elections!
Suddenly woke up and realized that it was a dream! How I wish it was true!
To Puri Sandha Bhai,
Are you stout, handsome with rippling muscles and a clean shaven face!
Don't ever go near the Queen! He shall grab you for life!
Sandha please ask Queen's old saheli now in Middle East to courier her some maskara and perfume as well
Hey Jhia,
Don't worry about Sandha Bhai's clean shaven face. Queen is Happy & Gay as long as he has Jay!!
And Dear Anon,
No need to ask Queen's friend in Middle-East for make-up kit.....Jagi has been spotted buying cosmetics and training Queen the GladRag way. That's why she has been chosen Role model for Women of Eastern Orissa.
Ha! Ha!
Great comment,last Anon
Court declares Brajabhai as absconder
Pioneer News Service | Bhubaneswar
The Cuttack Sub-Divisional Judicial Magistrate's Court has declared former general manager of Oriya daily Samaj, Brajabhai alias Brajaraj Das, as an absconder on Tuesday.
The court has also directed him to appear before it on February 19 to defend the charges against him. The court also issued an arrest warrant under Sections 468, 467, 420, 408, 506 and 120 (B) of IPC. But as he has been found missing for a long time, the court under Section 82 of IPC has declared him as absconder. If Brajabhai does not turn up by February 19 before the court, his movable and immovable properties would be confiscated, said a senior police official.
Earlier, the present general manager of Samaj, Dandanirodh Mishra, had filed an FIR against Brajabhai for defalcation of funds worth Rs 96 lakh at the Cantonment Police Station in Cuttack. After Brajabhai failed to get anticipatory bail from the Orissa High Court, he has gone underground. The police had formed five teams and conducted raids for the elusive Brajabhai in New Delhi, Kolkata, Cuttack and Baripada. But after they failed to nab him, they approached the court to declare him an absconder.
Meanwhile, when contacted a senior police officer said on Wednesday that Brajabhai would be arrested soon and that raids have been carried out at different places in order to track him. "As the court has fixed February 19 as the surrender date, we are expecting him to appear before the court," officer said, adding that prima facie evidence was against him. He was hopeful that the police will be able to nab him.
To the Anon who suggested the Middle East Saheli gets maskara for the Queen:
Spoke to the Saheli and he readily agreed. But he was in a generous mood and even volunteered to get maskaras and kajal for the said Anon's mom and sister.
I told him to go ahead. I am sure Anon would be mighty happy to get imported free stuff.
Hi Saheli's Saheli. Tell her she need not be generous to others. Be generous to her/ your mom, wife and sis. That will mean much more to me than " free" imported stuff. By the way I live abroad and have enough money to buy the stuff I need in life. And getting "free" stuff may be a journo's delight but I am not one of your tribesmen.
Let Sahelis bother about Sahelis and spare the men.
By the way one Anon requested the Kalinga Sandh to ask the Queen's Middle East Saheli to send some make-up stuff. How come some other Anon responded to it and even forwarded the Anon's request to the Saheli ? What's happening ? Who's the Saheli and who all are Saheli's sahelis out here ? Looks like it is a Saheli blogsite and not a Sandha blogsite
as we had imagined. LOL.
Interesting. Last Anon says he spoke with Queen's Saheli who is a MAN. As manly as the Queen ?
Anon: Go for it.
The free "stuff" would make Queen and your Mom/Sister happy!
Annon, who first suggested imported Maskaras:
"You reap what you sow." good for you....
To Last Anon
Although I am not the one who suggested getting maskara for the Queen your intervention surely raises doubt. Who are you defending ? The Queen or the Saheli ? Or are you the Saheli yourself ? To hell with maskaras and maska-lagane walas. Let's talk some serious stuff. Enough of light-hearted business.
Ha Ha Ha
I am the Queen
Dear Kalinga Sandha,
This particular posting disspoints. Calling him a Queen is OK I guess considering simmilarity to a Queen Bee's attraction OR may be his face OR the fact that he is is not a father. BUT reccomending Kajal & Lipstick ......? not in good taste. Best if you keep your comments non-physical.
To Oriya toka,
The urge was irresistible! I was letting my imagination go wild.
Think of seeing him decked up in propah lipstick,eyeliner,kohl, and a bit or rouge on his cheeks! What
a scene! Ha Ha!
BTW have you seen the Queen sashay through the Secretariat lobby? With his fluttering eye lashes, swaying hips and bashful swing of hands he could easily put Naomi Campbell out of business!
Dear Oriya Toka, talk about the physical world first! Who is interestd in the non physical ?
Poor Braja Bhai! Did he have to wait for these evil days to befall him!
Wonder what he did with the loot?
Poor Braja Bhai! Did he have to wait for these evil days to befall him!
Wonder what he did with the loot?
Response to Kalinga Sandha : I was basically stating that you dont have to comment on his looks to arrive at the concluding sentence of the posting. But...whew ...you went overboard again. I guess the temptation is high :). Is he really a 'Madhuli" ? And, do you think his physical appearance and actions have some bearing on his (poor) performance ? What if he looked like Dharmendra ?
Response to the Anon after that : You are right...we are like that.....only physical. Imagine P.T.Usha looking like Zeenat Aman. She could have been..a billionare and perhaps married to Mel Gibson. Everything that is physically better is perceived to be superior...and better.
In 1991 in a public meeting at Saradhabali, Puri, Biju Babu had said Chaitanya Dev was responsible for converting the martial Oriyas into a passive and effeminate race.And here we are, celebrating the arrival of Chaitanya Dev-II as Biju Babu's real political successor!
There is one big difference between Chaitanya and the Queen. Chaitanya was never a beef eater and had not heard of Black Dog!
Yes , Chaitanya did start the thousands of mathas all over coastal Orissa where able bodied young men who should be tilling the fields, just did kirtan and splurged on arua, dalma and ghee!
The sword wielding Oriya was reduced to raising his empty hands and dancing in circles!
What a change !
Today is Panchayat polls first day! Let us see how Naveen's magic works!
Any body willing to bet on the outcome?
I bet the BJD will do well! Get the majority of the seats since the Opposition has disappeared in Orissa!
Whoever can get the poll results right will be my lucky mate !
Who would marry you and die a slow death for the rest of his life? Jhia plz leave us alone! We are happy with our kirtan and dance!
Kanistha Sambadika. You have no place to hide really other than Naveen Niwas. The Opposition may have vanished but the people of the state haven't,thankfully.
Wishful thinking by the last Anon.
It is people who elected Naveen twice. And perhaps there would be a third time as well.
He after all is infinitely better than JB and the rest.
Hi Naveena
Naveen Patnaik is in a desperate state really. Never heard or seen any chief minister campaigning so vigorously and spending so much money on panchayat elections ever before ! And even though Congress is almost non-existent as a political force in Orissa, what accounts for the success that party has got in the last two rounds of polling ? Can't reject the suggestion that the leadeless Congress is giving Patnaik a run for his money. Well, many see the panchayat polls as the beginning of the end for the vainglorious and useless son of a great man.No make-up kit will help Jr Patnaik to salvage his "spotless" image any more.
Wishful thinking by the last Anon. Obviously, he misses JB. Was the anon a member of JB's night club?
Le Naveena
Gay Clubs run by JB and Naveen are surely newsworthy but do journos go there at all ? If they do one must know whether it's to report or to be part of the kaajal-lipstic-brigade- K.Sandha can surely enlighten us.
Oriyas seem to be fond of gay leaders. Chaitanya Mahapravu's influence I suppose. Why can't the Kalinga Sandha rise to the occasion and lead our race? I hope he's not gay himself !!!
To last Anon,
Chaitanya's influence has ensured that we always prefer hijras to lead us!
Let me first cut off my family jewels! Then only I will acquire the requisite qualifications to lead the state!
BTW,
Is there any journo who is a queer?
How about a plan for a Hijra beauty pagent.
I am not sure what I think of this, but at least someone is trying to bring more positive skills of individual hijra into the public view.Thanks KS.
LAST WORD.
Wonder who would sponsor a Hijra beauty show?
Can we ask Posco or Tata Steel or our desi tycoon Jay Panda or the mafia port man to help us out?
Wanna lay a bet? I bet a bottle of Scotch that the Queen will be the winner! He always heads the list of all popularity surveys done by India Today
Well said Kalinga Sandha. The Orissa Hijra Association has been toying with the idea of having the chief minister of the state as their ex-officio president. Not a bad idea at all, considering that we have had deserving people in the CM's post all this while.
Who is to blame for the Queen's popularity? -- the people or India Today?
The manipulators at work at the India Today management obviously.That magazine knows how to manipulate data to suit it's commercial interests. So why blame people when they have not been consulted in the first place ?
India Today exonerated JB Patnaik of the charges of being party to the deterioration of the living standards in KBK in the 80s after a " negotiation " and now it is out to blow Naveen Patnaik's balloon out of proportion at any cost(ask Naveen's brother Prem and BJ Panda about the actual cost). Naveen is seen as Punjab di Puttar by the Punjabi elite dominating the Indian polity of the day and not as son of the soil.People close to Biju Babu know of the incident when the Great Man had to slap his son Prem Patnaik for calling a peon " Oriya bastard". Unfortunately, all of Biju babu's offsprings have grown up in the Punjabi mould in which it's money and money that matters.And Orissa, they think, unka baap ka jaagir hai.Poor Oriyas, at least most of them, still rever Biju Babu and Naveen & Co are cashing in on that sentimental aspect all this while.
But just wait and see what happens to the Punjab di puttar. Oriyas can be fooled for a while but NOT for all times to come
Naveen has become power hungry. Otherwise, no CM ever campaigns extensively for the panchayat elections.
He just cannot foresee the day when he will dethroned!
I agree with you last Anon!
The punjabis control the north Indian media and obviously they are enamoured of Naveen.
And both the brothers Prem and Naveen laugh at the simple Oriya and continue to fool him.
Imagine a CM who is yet to learn the language of the state he is ruling! And what kind of loonies we are to re-vote him to power again and again!
Unmitigated Crap!
India Today does not vote in elections in Orissa. It is the people who vote.
And election after election, Queen is elected by the people.
But this simple truth eludes the Annon.
How about boycotting India Today?
It would save us Rs 30 a month.
Just boycott?
I would suggest we "boycott and also burn."
Maar Dalo!
Kill them all.
kanistha turning to baristha is garistha. may lead to kosthabaddhata.
On the original posting:
Naveen may not be the most popular. But he definitely is not as unpopular as J B Patnaik. And thats saying much.
I have started receiving "INDIA TODAY" Free of cost.Will someone tell me why.Yesterday I was in the club where I bumped into a couple of my "I am safe friends".One of them remarked "Aare you have started scribling"(needless to mention a dig at me)I said yes aslong as I dont wear Kajal and lipstick please.I still cant guess INDIA TODAY.....Kajal and lipsticks.
If you notice, most of Naveen's stooges defend him by comparing him with JB Patnaik, a leader who has been rejected by the people of the state and even sidelined by his own party.The argument is : since Naveen is "better" than JB as a person he should continue. Naveen's greatest advantage is that most people in the state know little about his past and in any case Oriyas always think people who don't belong to the state are infinitely better.And it's "sone pe suhaaga" if that person speaks English like a "sahib".
About the "clean" image : well, if the otherwise all-knowing journalists feign ignorance and pretend not to see things, how do you expect the average person to see the other side of the "clean image".
The handful of chamchas and inferiority-complex-ridden Oriyas have already made Naveen believe that he is a great leader and that he is the Chosen One - one who would rule Orissa till he breathes.
I feel it is the media which is an active partner in Naveen's PR drive, hype and all that. Never before had the media in Orissa taken to lipstick and kaajal on such a largescale and in such a brazen manner. So go ahead and celebrate the Queen's Great Victory. The Queen will bless you.
Hey folks:
India Today will shortly be launching an Oriya edition. So hurry and start applying for jobs.
WANTED
A leader for Orissa. A son of the soil who loves the state and dreams of a prosperous and healthy Orissa. A leader committed to the prosperity of the majority who happen to be in the villages and are farmers. A leader capable of delivering the mining banias a full-blooded kick on their fat arse. And finally, a leader who would make Naveen Patnaik piss in his bed.
Any names ? Any suggestions ?
A leader who cares/loves Orissa and Oriyas:
NAVEEN PATNAIK
I would apply...but only when they launch a Santhali edition.
To the naveen-lover above.
Yes he loves,cares and xxxxx Orissa and Oriyas the way he likes to be loved, cared and xxxxxx himself. So dont waste time please go offer your xxxx to him.
Last Annon:
You going and offering yourself to JB - the modern day Calligula????
Best of luck.
The whole problem with inferior Oriyas like you is that you can neither look beyond Naveen nor JB.
So you might as well offer yours to the world at large.
Beyon Naveen and JB, I see no one other than the "lowly" you. So no salvation is in sight.
Where is KS ? On long leave ? Or has he become a she and joined the Kalinga Gaai Brigade ( read Naveen Lovers Society ) ??
Lets do a poll o which is better?
1. Naveen Lovers Society or JB Lovers Society?
It is better to be a Naveen-she than a JB-toka
Please please read Wilhelm Reich's 'Listen Little Men' and you would grow up enough not to miss JBs and Naveens any longer in your life.You seem to be having a "gaanxx" fixation. Come off it.
And till then good bye.
KS is on Maternity leave....
EVEN I THINK SO.
Eminently possible in Orissa! Sandha going on maternity leave! Good Lord Chaitanya!
Dear KS You owe an explanation to the nation about your long absence from the scene. We always knew you are comfortable in the company of Kalinga Gaais but we had never imagined you would be impregnated by them. Terrible. Balls to your claims to masculine prowess.
How about a CBI inquiry into Sandha's mysterious absence?
Or at least a judicial probe?
Kalinga Sandh had undergone a surgery ( don't ask me which part of the body )and is now back.One has to wait and see if the Sandha is virile enough to claim his Sandha status even after the surgery.
Actually KS was on a vacation. He's back and busy writing his next post.
Sandh is actually battling for life. Lets hope Maneka Gandhi and her good-for-nothing and fraud agency called People For Animals are of some help. By the way Maneka will be visiting Orissa in the next couple of days and will hopefully give Sandh some "hard" reason to cheer(gear) up.
Maneka Gandhi, the greatest fraud in the field of animal care in India was in Orissa to give a clean chit to Naveen Patnaik,her country cousin and Punjab-di-puttar
Imagine Maneka overlooking the aggressive mining and industrial policy of Naveen da govt that has landed forests and wildlife in the state in the gravest of dangers since Independence.What's even more shocking is : she says the Orissa govt has successfully checked the mass-killing of turtles ! Even the wildlife officials are embarrassed about the gross exaggeration.
So what's her motive ? Some of Maneka's critics say it's money and self-interest that power all her moves. What's the truth ? Can Sandha, being an animal himself, enlighten the public at large- please ?
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