Dying to be a Orissa cop!
Dying to be a Orissa copy!
Oh, the bloody heat! It singes your face and saps your energy! When shall the heavens unfold? Nobody knows because our Met guys only say that the Monsoon has arrived after it arrives!
For the men in khaki, this is a killer summer! On top of the latest fake encounters in Gujarat , has come the latest revelations of the Bihari cop who has links with the Bihari mafia! Nothing surprising since in Bihar, they say that there are two kinds of criminals….the mafia and the uniformed mafia i.e., the cops!
This ugly Bihari policeman by now is as a familiar to us as the Big B since his heavily pock marked is flashed by OTV almost every day. Heard that terrified mothers are reluctant to allow infants to watch TV nowadays, lest they get nightmares!
With the major Oriya daily taking it up as a crusade, no wonder the lily white Queen had to blink and order an enquiry. The report is a fraud as the wily fox, our singularly incompetent DG has assiduously managed to keep the Queen happy. The trusted lackey filed a lukewarm report which just called for his suspension , nothing more , when it is known that the men who had requested him to fix up the appointment were planning a jail break! What about booking him for criminal conspiracy and attempt to help criminals ?
The Queen made a pious declaration that nobody will be spared if found guilty. The key line is “if found guilty”. I had a hearty laugh the same evening! The Queen at his eloquent best! Whom is he fooling? I knew nobody would be ever found guilty in Queensland. I am dead sure the Bihari must have taken care of the single pocket Babu at the Queen’s office since he is the guy who prepares the files for the moron’s final nod!
The same evening, the Queen must have with an enigmatic smile asked his trusted babu to look into the matter. Ofcourse, he meant with closed eyes! If the Queen really wants to screw someone, he could have gone hammer and tongs after him! Remember, how he let out his pack of hounds on the heels of the hotelier neta ?
The Bihari cop shot into limelight during the days of the real Kalinga Sandha i.e., Biju Babu when he saluted the old man everyday at his house. There are also stories that he had the old man in a honey trap! I am not sure of this, since I was not around during those days.
However, I do know that this Bihari daku in a cop’s dress with his meagre salary has managed to corner a dozen plots in the capital and runs a flourishing milk supply business. What an ideal cover to launder his booty! He even used to send his inspectors to threaten large hotels and restaurants to buy his watered milk. Given, his gwala qualifications, he should have been running OMFED instead of training policemen at his present job!
Whenever I think of our cops, I am regaled! Everyone knows what a bunch of jokers they are! Many are self proclaimed poets and dramatist whose eminent outpourings are forced down the throats of their subordinates. To please sahib, the thana babus are forced to confess that they have read their book and to sing paens to their non existent talent.
One senior cop with a bushy moustache used to head the film development corporation about a decade ago. He had a roaring time with the young wannabe starlets and actresses. Where in the world do you find a cop running a film corporation? Another top guy since retired was a Casanova and was a regular at the hep discos in town dancing away to glory with college chicks younger than his daughter!
While our police brass swill their scotch and twirl their moustaches before their wives and mistresses, the Reds steadily take over vast swathes of the state. And the Queen is too busy signing MOUs to read the writing on the wall!
Ah the stink of corruption which has now engulfed the Orissa police! Somehow the Queen’s pack of Vigilance hounds always overlook the corrupt cops, save the odd ASI or SI in some mofussil thana who dips his sticky fingers for a 500 rupee bribe! Have you ever seen them filing corruption cases against senior officials?
Prized thanas are being auctioned off and the highest bidder is posted there to rake in the moolah. For decades, inspectors continue to be rotated among different thanas in the same city or town. Why can’t they be shunted off to the districts after a three year stint in the cities?
And the luckiest are the non-Oriya cops who are posted as district chiefs in the industrial districts like Sambalpur, Sundargarh, Keonjhar, Angul, Jajpur ,etc. Somehow, the Queen’s clarion call to fight corruption has not reached them. Huge and unimaginable sums are pocketed by them to provide security to the fat cat banias who are now setting up industries and mines.
A bird told me that their average take is at least a couple of khokas a year! Some have even invested in hotels and commercial buildings in Delhi and Mumbai. To ensure a long life at their lucrative postings, they just have to please Uncle and the single pocket Babu at the Queen’s office.
If you guys have seen the glitzy palace built in Bhubaneswar by the media savvy Oriya cop who is posted in Mumbai you will realize how much a top cop can make if he is given a good post! And this guy poses as a moral crusader on TV and crows about his good deeds to clamp down on late night discos, errant filmstars, etc.!
Now talking of home country, the sweet faced cop at Bhubaneswar who is under the permanent protection of the Hon’ble Governor continues to cling to his post like a determined leech , notwithstanding the innumerable instances of security lapses during his tenure. Given his dismal performance, will anyone even give him a sepoy’s post ?
Recently, I heard a thana babu complaining that apples sent to his house as bheti were thrown out by dear Madam, as they were not imported! And everybody thinks he is an honest copy!
Dear Queen, will you wake up and clean up the cops of Orissa?
posted by Kalinga Sandha at
7:36 PM
41 Comments:
Heard this from a birdie: Sandha twice attempted to become an IPS and failed. He is now preparing for another shot at the civil services exam.
You really dont have to look far beyond to know why it all tastes sour (and bitter) for him.
Is that reason enough? I am a middle-level corporate working in an MNC. I think every word that Shandha wrote about the cops is so well true.
What Sandha writes may partially be true. But why he writes all these is purely driven by personal frustration.
Sandha does not have a good word for anyone. To him, he is the only saint to inhabit this world.
To dig,
Sandha has never claimed to be a saint! Yes, he is definitely one hell of a spoilsport !
And neither is he the Chief PRO for the Queen to blow his trumpet!
Why should he bore us with all the "good deeds" of people!
We love to hear about the black deeds of people!
We do not want this blog to be a mouthpiece for Naveen babu!
Dear Dig,
In Orissa, they usually behave like Sherlock Holmes and look for motives behind somebody's act or thoughts!
Nobody bothers for the matter which is right before their eyes.
What makes you arrive at the indiotic conclusion that Sandha is a frustrated guy?
To DG,
That means you know who is Sandha!
Could you plz identify him and give us his name!
I believe Sandha is doing a great job for Oriyas especially guys like me who work in US and have very little idea of the state of affairs in the state!
Long live sandha! Keep it flowing. I really liked your Orissa cops bit! Never realized we have such bufoons handling our law and order!
To All,
Sandha has never in his life failed in any examination.
Will not say if it includes the civils !
Heard that the Orissa police are protecting the Mohanty guy who is in the dock because of his son jumping parole?
From what is reported in the newspapers, it is clear that the Police officer concerned has arranged a person to interprete Oriya and help relatives of accused persons, in properly filling up the court papers and seeking bail or parole through lawful means. What is the big deal here? Are the rights available for any citizen of India not available to Biharis in Orissa? If the intention is to do jail-breaking, would anybody take appointment with the jail superintendent and then attempt jail breaking? And more important, where is the evidence of the attempt for jail break?
It appears that an innocent officer is being unnecessarily victimised, without any evidence. Is it because the Queen wants to appear to be more Oriya than the Oriyas? My own feeling is that this is happening in order to divert the attention of people from the real issues: Poverty, unemployment and the challenges of globalisation vs common property resources and livelihoods. It is easy to raise the bogey of linguistic chauvinism and link it with 'bihari' slum dwellers, telugu rikshaw pullers and so on. We need to remember that the Constitution provides for a rule of law, where arrested persons have a method of seeking legal recourse to come out. We also need to remember that one of the fundamental rights is the right to move freely throughout the territory of India. It is by using this fundamental right that many Oriyas are doing so well in various fields in Delhi, Mumbai, Hyderabad and so on. How can it be a sin if somebody happens to be a Bihari working in Orissa? We need to grow up!
To Observer,
Why do the relatives of criminals have to contact a Bihari police officer to arrange for a interpreter?
There are enough Bihari kabadiwallahs everywhere in Orissa who could have done the job!
A police officer is duty bound to maintain his public image. He must be like Caesar's wife be "above suspicion" .
Do you know how much plots of land this senior Bihari cop has grabbed in Bhubaneswar? Given the loot he has accumulated, he actually does not need the job.
There are enough Bihari kabadiwallahs in Bhadrak town who could have acted as interpreters. They do not need a Oriya to interpret for them.
Whats this bullshit about Bihari police officer?????
Should we start prefixing Oriyas in other states as Oriya cops, Oriya teachers, Oriya doctors, Oriya crooks, Oriya criminals ??????
This is unmitigated "Oriya bullshit," courtesy Oriya Sandha.
To SP,
I agree that this is unmitigated Oriya BS from the KS !
Happy to know that it has hit the Biharis in their face!
The prefixing started because of the black deeds of the Bihari cop. Nowhere have I claimed that all Biharis are rotten people.
I have quite a few Bihari friends who are quite nice and decent.
Oriya Sandha,
Never get into this parochial trap. Once you start prefixing, there is no end....
There are many Oriyas who are doing exceeding well in other states. But there are also a few who are rapists, criminals, thugs, cheats.....etc.
They should not/need not be addressed as Oriya rapists/Oriya cheats. KS should be less crude.
Naveen Patnaik is indeed a great Chief Minister.His records are unbeatable and no wonder he is considered among the very best leaders in this country. For the first time after the infamous Emergency rule in India (1976-77)his government managed to slap sedition charges ( waging war against the state )against a journalist in Nuapada. This is nothing short of bravery and we should recommend him for the Red & White Bravery Award for 2007.
Naveen is not a orissa cop.The statement speaks for itself.To be a orissa cop youve got to be a five feet nothing,to know the jail rules so that your son can jump parole, to sport a fat moustache so that bus builders can provide the gel,to have adequate knowledge in trading to handle police supply and last but not the least not to forget your hafta wasool.
lootera constable.
THE LAST ANON IS A FRUSTRATED COP AND A NAVEEN PATNAIK CRONY...OR A JOURNO WHO'S WORSE THAN THAT
I think KS is getting mixed up. For unearthing property not commensurate with known sources of income, there is something called Vigilance organisation. Fixing up appointment with a jail superintendent or requesting somebody to work as an Oriya interpreter have absolutely nothing to do with the corruption angle. Similarly, there is nothing like Caeser's wife here. Approaching for bail is not an unusual thing, as it is perfectly within the normal law of the land. I think a society would need prefixes only for diverting from other main issues of livelihood. I have seen that in Mumbai also the bogey of "Mumbai for the Marathis" is raised whenever the politicians run out of other main issues. I think it is reasonably clear that messing up of this current issue, referring it to Lok Pal without any jurisidiction and all--- may only expose the parochial and whimsical nature of the State. The officer concerned will most likely emerge as the innocent victim.
Can't agree with the last Anon on most of what he says about Marik's case. He is surely not an innocent victim but may, thanks to the active help from certain qaurters that run the government of the day, emerge as one. One thing is difficult to digest...the man Marik deputed to help the Bihari gang is in jail but he himself has been at large. How can we say that Law is taking its own course or for that matter a fair course ?
Marik may have earned the sympathy of some people but if one delves deeper into this officer's career and assets, you may come to the conclusion that the government has caught him sneezing while with a deeper probe he could easily be sued for minting money through real estate business, illegal help provided to businessmen from Bihar and may be for MURDER ! You never know !!
kalinga sandha
u r making an ass of urself on marik's issue----read carefully what the OBSERVER says
do not go off-track---u r still our favorite for u scathing attacks---but based on facts----do not sound like a non-oriya basher---it will not fetch u any votes--ecxept probably bringing cheer to the cheering ''veer'' oriya---To be a orissa cop youve got to be a five feet nothing,
to know the jail rules so that your son ( mind u convicted by the judiciary as a rapist )can jump parole,
to sport a fat moustache so that bus builders can provide the gel,
to have adequate knowledge in trading to handle police SUPPLIES --- gapla in purchase of blankets ----buy uniform cloth which is not needed
all this & more by ur ORIYA police bhaina---b glad that the non-oriya police are around to guard the districts infested by the reds--pl stop this non-oriya sandha bullshit ---pleaze
Dear last anonynous to quote observer please "we need to grow up",when I wrote the last script I did mention all that keeping in mind about the oriya officers not the non oriya officers cuse I dont belive in that sort of theories.
You have just vented your frustrations when you mention "you oriya police "bhina".Let me remind you nowhere in india its koolwalk for an "outsider" to {quote you}become the DGP or the chief secy like in orissa.
stop giving gyans like observer who observes everything in his "yellow eyes".
sandha means bull and shit means I am sure you know it,which ever way you take it.
lootera constable.
STOP DEFENDING MARIK. THE CAN OF WORMS HAS JUST BEEN OPENED. HOLD YOUR BREATH TO BEAT THE STENCH AND WHAT FOLLOWS NEXT.
Dear last anon
I am not defending marik,no one wants to touch him even with a bargepole.You can take him free of cost,and be happy...why that?cuse you will have him along with his loot.Dont blame KS for anything and everything.
Lootera constable
Ahh. Marik is so handsome.
I have fallen for macho Marik. He has money, muscle and power.
Dear Jhia,
Go with a sackful of plaster of paris. You will need it to fill up the pot holes on "Handsome Marik"
Last Anan: will u pay for the plaster of paris???
No, I will ask the Thana Bada Babu to extort it from a paint shop in his area, typical Marik style!
Oh. Great. Which Thana will this be?
Am so excited....Extortion and Marik excites me. So Macho.....ummm.
I am still waiting for info on the Thana Babu...
Pls let me know. I cant wait .....am madly in luv with Marik.
Jhia,
You can try the Saheed Nagar thana. They loot the cattle trucks at night and are the richest guys in the town.
Jhia,
Why don't you fall for that handsome Ex-ADG who retired last year! He shall definitely give Marik a run for his money!
HOW'S KAMAL ?
The only question the Orissa Chief Minister asked the Union minister of state for Commerce Jairam Ramesh during his one hour long interaction with Babu Naveen on the various new projects to promote export of non-traditional items like organic turmeric and coffee, growth of horticulture and marine aquaculture in Orissa IS : How's Kamal(Nath)? This was revealed by Ramesh himself in a press meet.
What a shame ! The CM had no clue to what was being discussed... And what a clinching evidence of his shady links with the shameless dalal
KS IS HAVING A GALA TIME WITH COWS AND IS CONDUCTING A RESEARCH ON VIBRATING CONDOMS. GO TO HELL KS...NO EXCUSES FOR YOUR LETHARGY.
Dear last anon,stop giving gyan about the debonair retd ADG.He is a man of some order,had he been given a chance the maoist would have found it real hard to target the districts of orissa.As far jhia is concerned she wouldnt have stood a chance.He is our Bond bhaina,A man with some taste.One thing he would have ensured is the vibrating condoms for guys like you.
Lootera constable.
Ka baa..ka baat hai...kis liye aap log achha accha sandhon ka chaddi utar rahe ho...
News here for you guys:
I proposed to Marik last night. He agreed and we went shopping thereafter (for our planned engagement) via Shaheed Nagar police station. The cops were very helpful.
Armed with sackfuls of cash, we splurged and splurged. We shopped extravagantly and then dined in style.
Marik was such a macho. In contrast to all you guys : good for nothing fellows.
Am so happy now. Long Live Marik.
Dear Jhia,
How can you ever "dine in style" with that crude Marik?
I bet the fellow diners would have thought he has kidnapped you!
Anyway what did he order? Bucketfuls of milk I am sure!
For those who raised a din over the 'Bihari cop,' here is some food for thought: How would they have felt had the Telegraph report below carried a headline, Oriya Thief????
Telegraph, Dated 28/6/07
A domestic help from Orissa has been arrested on charges of stealing Rs 1.5 lakh and ornaments worth Rs 2.45 lakh from the house of her employer on Loudon Street. The help’s husband is absconding.
Sunita, rounded up from Jaripara, in Orissa’s Khurdah district, and husband Kailash had been working for Tapan Ghosh, a chartered accountant, for over a decade.
They duped him into believing that they needed Rs 1.5 lakh for their daughter’s marriage, offering to have the amount deducted from their monthly pay, said deputy commissioner of police (south) Ajoy Kumar.
In May, Ghosh gave the couple two cheques for Rs 70,000 and Rs 80,000, drawn on his account at the Shakespeare Sarani branch of HSBC bank.
The two left for Orissa on May 20, saying the marriage would be held five days later.
“A few days after the couple left, Ghosh realised that almost all his household jewellery, around 30 bhari of gold, was missing,” said Hiren Das, officer-in-charge of Shakespeare Sarani thana.
A police team reached Jaripara in search of the couple. On June 24, the cops managed to track down Sunita and recovered Rs 44,000 and 12 bhari of ornaments.
“We hope to catch Kailash soon,” said Das.
Wowww!!!
Am smitten by this Oriya Thief. Is he also as macho as Marik? Oooo....am excited.
The Kalinga Sandha breathed his last on Friday. He was ailing for a while. He was a great soul and a philanthropist. The Daily Samaj will carry a front-page editorial written on him by the PM on Monday.
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